For Sale: Fuxxx Body Staang.

"Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish" (mrfist) 06/29/2018 at 21:19 • Filed to: None

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Seen in upstate NY, she’s a beaut and it’s a shame I didn’t pick her up. Unfortunately the lady can’t drive a manual.

winterlegacy, here 'till the end > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish 06/29/2018 at 21:26

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Honestly?

Strip the paint, tweak the panels to fit properly, maybe swap the front bumper, and I would daily the hell out of that.

It’s so hilariously over the top that I’d coat it in day-glo yellow and rock the early-mid 2000s tuning scene aesthetic.

LOREM IPSUM > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish 06/29/2018 at 21:28

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F&F 14: Detroit  Blight

Urambo Tauro > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish 06/29/2018 at 21:31

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*squints eyes* Not sure if real Cobra...

Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > Urambo Tauro 06/29/2018 at 21:32

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No clue but, it'd be a hilarious beater.

Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > winterlegacy, here 'till the end 06/29/2018 at 21:33

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I love that faded out 90s yellow, if only there were a way to fake the sunfaded dullness like people fake patina now.

winterlegacy, here 'till the end > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish 06/29/2018 at 21:44

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A lighter yellow paint might do the job, i.e. one with less of the pop  from modern yellows.

Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > winterlegacy, here 'till the end 06/29/2018 at 21:46

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Dakar Yellow like on an E36 M3

boredalways > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish 06/29/2018 at 21:50

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“ Unfortunately the lady won ’t drive a manual.”

FTFY

The Queen Mother can drive stick!

https://jalopnik.com/queen-elizabeth-ii-can-drive-stick-and-fix-old-trucks-1675351668

winterlegacy, here 'till the end > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish 06/29/2018 at 21:51

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Bingo!

Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > boredalways 06/29/2018 at 21:52

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Not won't, can't. Once I get the E46 back up and running I'll teach her in that. The Mustang is a bit much to learn on.

Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > winterlegacy, here 'till the end 06/29/2018 at 21:54

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If I had the money I'd wrap the Mustang Dakar yellow, all semi-glossy and gorgeous, not stupid paint swirled black and spotty.

boredalways > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish 06/29/2018 at 22:06

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“Not won’t, can’t.”

I tease, of course. 

winterlegacy, here 'till the end > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish 06/29/2018 at 22:08

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The bucket list I’d probably do to this thing is:

- Swap front bumper for something a little less overkill and crowd-clearing
- Swap the hood for something more along the lines of one of those subtle reverse hood scoops
- Align all the panels for proper fit
- Get it wrapped/painted/whatever in Dakar Yellow
- Drop some stripes on it
- Do up the rear window louvers in matte black, but not deep black, more of a slightly-UV-worn black

Of course, there’s probably more wrong with it than just bad taste, but... it’s a foxbody, parts are everywhere for them

wafflesnfalafel > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish 06/29/2018 at 22:25

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nice cobra wheels, body kit is a bit much...  Is it a real 302 5spd?  Love the stock GTs and Saleens of that era...

Stef Schrader > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish 07/01/2018 at 05:38

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The lady can walk. This is so bad it’s almost good.